PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An